Dear Catholic Church…

Note: This is definitely NSFW. Unless your name is Dave and you’re wearing headphones.

Boobquake Breakdown

My summary: Boobs, in most circumstances, are still not a danger to humanity. The earth remains unmoved by extra gratuitous cleavage. Sane people everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief. Jen has a more detailed analysis (with charts and statistics and everything!) up over at Blag Hag.