This is directed at that person who likes Ke$ha.

You know who you are. No one is blaming you — it’s an addiction that was forced upon you through repeated unavoidable exposure to the catchy pop-tunes of a girl who can’t tell the difference between high-proof spirits and toothpaste.

But it’s time to recognise that you have a problem. You’re suffering from a Top 40 version of Stockholm Syndrome, and I’m here to help.

Watch the following video. It won’t cure this disease you have — but it’s a start.

3 Responses to “This is directed at that person who likes Ke$ha.”

  1. It has nothing on christian side-hug.

  2. Why? Why ruin what we had together? Sure, it was shallow, but Ke$ha and I really had something going.

  3. *shudder*

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