You know who you are. No one is blaming you — it’s an addiction that was forced upon you through repeated unavoidable exposure to the catchy pop-tunes of a girl who can’t tell the difference between high-proof spirits and toothpaste.
But it’s time to recognise that you have a problem. You’re suffering from a Top 40 version of Stockholm Syndrome, and I’m here to help.
Watch the following video. It won’t cure this disease you have — but it’s a start.