Jesus Christ on a tugboat, what sweet unholy brain spat this out?

You know what? I knew it would happen. I knew that no matter how low I set my expectations when it comes to Creationist cretins, I will always wind up having to drop it even lower. I just didn’t think it would happen so soon. And then, along came this piece of intellectual driftwood from [...]

The post where I realise that I am constantly required to lower my expectations of humanity…

…as in the case of this article on Conservapedia. Currently my mind is playing a kind of tug-of-war with itself; as I sit here, I can’t help but try to convince myself that this is absolutely the bottom of the barrel, and that it doesn’t get any worse than this. At the same time, I’m reminding [...]