The ol’ “hole in the sheet method”…

Oh, SMBC — you slay me! Seriously though…would it be wrong per se to act out this scene for future potential offspring? I’d set them right, like, an hour later — promise!

“Can we see where the malaria happens?”

I’m posting this one for Smo.

Hot damn. My housemates are going to love this one:

Streamline your life!

Inside sources tell us that the following product could increase prayer efficiency in the average Presbylutheranism family by three-gazillion percent!

POPCORN!!!

I’m tired. I’m busy. I’m stressed. Which is why the following video was absolutely necessary for my sanity. Enjoy:

Spiderman: The porno.

Okay, so not really. But you can totally see where I’m coming from, right?

Do not mess with Jamie Kilstein…

Holy crap. My understanding is that hecklers are the bane of any comedian’s existence — even if the audience is with you up to that point, a heckler can break your momentum and turn the rest of the show into a bad case of the struggles. Not so, apparently, if you’re Jamie Kilstein. If you’re [...]

Yes, we CAN laugh at ourselves.

Atheists in general seem to have the reputation that we’re a humorless, unfunny bunch. A little bit ironic, really, seeing as just how many good professional comedians are atheists — still, the charge goes, we might be all good with at poking fun at religion but the minute someone tells an atheism joke our humor [...]

I CANNOT get this out of my head…

…and now I guarantee you won’t be able to either. But you should still watch it, because it’s the most amazing thing ever. Ray William Johnson + Autotune the News = ULTRAWIN!!!

Velociranga was right…

…this song does remind me of Fitzroy. And to a lesser degree, Brunswick. (Video NSFW, by the way.) Also, fun fact: Somebody I know actually has the Polaroid App. If you’re reading this, you know who you are (and welcome, as I didn’t realise you read the blog…)