UMSS: The T-Shirt of Atheistic Obesity

This latest little bit of asshattery to sputter web-ways from Conservapedia has been around for a few days now, so you’ve likely already heard about it: Apparently, us atheists are all Fatty McTubbins, who lost our faith in god when he wouldn’t let us have the last cookie. And so now we’re brain damaged or [...]

This is directed at that person who likes Ke$ha.

You know who you are. No one is blaming you — it’s an addiction that was forced upon you through repeated unavoidable exposure to the catchy pop-tunes of a girl who can’t tell the difference between high-proof spirits and toothpaste. But it’s time to recognise that you have a problem. You’re suffering from a Top [...]

Jon Ronson? Hilarious! Insane Clown Posse? Douchebags!

Oh, Jon Ronson you wacky man. As if writing a book on the US Army’s exploration of New Age and psychic warfare wasn’t enough, now you’ve gone and upped the ante once again: by interviewing Insane Clown Posse. As someone who didn’t really know much about ICP before the release of their much panned anti-science [...]

Yes, we CAN laugh at ourselves.

Atheists in general seem to have the reputation that we’re a humorless, unfunny bunch. A little bit ironic, really, seeing as just how many good professional comedians are atheists — still, the charge goes, we might be all good with at poking fun at religion but the minute someone tells an atheism joke our humor [...]

Similar to “Where’s Wally”, but…

…well, first off — it has somewhat of an Islamic twist: And secondly, while Where’s Wally is has been loved by children around the world since 1987, spawning over 20 books, a TV show and even some video games, the comic you see above was refused print by at least fourteen (and probably upwards of [...]

Browsing through charts…

Oh, how I love charts. I was scrolling through a significant backlog in Google Reader today, and I came across this (now slightly dated) gem:

A Christian responds to the “It Gets Better” project.

No talking. Just watch.

A new shining disrespect for ‘pro-lifers’.

So, I mentioned earlier that I was heading off to counter-protest some anti-abortion activists outside the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne. The anti-abortion group — 40 Days for Life — likes to try and occupy the space directly out the front of the clinic to hold a prayer session/mass and harass women and couples [...]

Protestation preparation…

So, apparently an anti-abortion group has organised a larger than normal protest today outside the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne. I’ll be heading down there with some other people (such as Freethought University Alliance president Jason Ball) to protect women from harassment as they enter, and just generally occupy the space directly outside the [...]

If this is not a parody, I’m naming my third-born child “Shakira the Great”.

In what I can only describe as an implicit dare, Laura from Brain Candy tracked down and posted a URL on my Twitter feed that, once visited, can never be forgotten. It’s a teensy bit (or a lot) NSFW, so I’ll meet you below the fold and we’ll have a bit of a chat about [...]