If this is not a parody, I’m naming my third-born child “Shakira the Great”.

In what I can only describe as an implicit dare, Laura from Brain Candy tracked down and posted a URL on my Twitter feed that, once visited, can never be forgotten. It’s a teensy bit (or a lot) NSFW, so I’ll meet you below the fold and we’ll have a bit of a chat about [...]

Thou shalt NOT get thy sex advice from Cosmo…

…and if you don’t know why that is, you probably haven’t had enough sex (or you don’t read Cosmo). But don’t take my word for it — over at her revamped blog, my friend Laura has written a breakdown of what ‘sex’ would be like if you actually tried to do it the way Cosmo [...]